Chatting with an Ah Beng.

Im chatting with my ah beng cousin on FB.
HAHA, the use of language(btw his england not very the powderful) and teasing is so funny man.
LCG and KHM, thats ah soon korkor fyi.

Gary
u wan c my GF izzit u have go to my hotmail here i dun have her photo
11:06pmChu
wah u online
hw to go to ur hotmail?
11:06pmGary
same lor at mi in lor (lost for a min but I suppose he meant "same lor add me in lor")
same email
11:07pmChu
i dun hav hotmail leh can add ar?
11:08pmChu
U post in FacebOOk la...
then i can see liao
haha
11:09pmGary
u no hotmail than go to open 1 lor
11:09pmChu
HUH very ma fan leh
u post in facebook la....pls
hahaha
easier
11:10pmGary
ok 2molo i ask huifun to post 4 mi
11:10pmChu
I teach u Nw la..
11:11pmGary
i dun have usb wif mi nw
11:11pmChu
orhhhhhhhh
ok u remember ask her hor
HAHA
i wana see
11:12pmGary
juz a normal gal i tink ur sis c liao u oso can ask her lor
11:12pmChu
my mum sae quite pretty leh
11:13pmGary
okok la
11:13pmChu
gehgeh
ur gf people say pretty u sae okok la
inside ur heart is "of cos la, super pretty ok?"
hahaha


In another note, why is my dad taking his weight so frequently.
Still count each decimal place precisely and say need to jian fei.
HUH what happened?